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A school prom is a rhythmic ceremonial ritual where students of a certain school pair off in boy-girl sub sets to dance, drink and perhaps later get drunk and/or pregnant.

Held in a large room on campus, the prom often times coincides with Homecoming, which is mostly a football game and parade of "school royalty" or the most popular students at the school.

The boys elect a "king" and the girls elect a "queen"[1] and nevr shall the two ever be confused or interchanged with the other.


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