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After a thorough examination, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has diagnosed you as suffering from a case of
Schizophrenia


Schizophrenia, also know as Gary Busey's Disease, is a wacko mental disease where you have a bunch of people in your head controlling your brain and telling you what to do and think and say. President George W. Bush is rumored to be investing billions in a top-secret program to research how schizophrenia could be controlled and deliberately given to people for top-secret governmental purposes.

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After a cursory review, the doctor recommends Schizophrenia undergo drastic invasive surgery and perhaps a few more medicines.

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