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Scarlett Johansson
Is an Uber Hottie and you are not! She makes The Baby Jesus stand at attention.
You may look, but do not touch. Unless Stephen Colbert has Nailed her first.
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Scarlett Johansson
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!

Scarlett Johansson is an American actress. She has been in movies such as "Lost In Translation" and "The Island". She is also famous for her huge Boobs which some gay guy touched at the 2006 Golden Globe Awards.

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