Satanic Spirit of Mockery is heretical
and makes The Baby Jesus jealous!
May it rot in the fires of his judgement!

Satanic Spirit of Mockery (SSM) is a phenomenon first discovered by Fred Phelps, America's conscience.


The SSM is the last resort of a desperate liberal when faced with the Patriotism of a Real American.

Fred Phelps discovered this insidious behavior when the child of one of his parishioners was quoting John Stewart from The Daily Show in church one day.

"Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion"

Examples of The SSMEdit

Oh No!
Satanic Spirit of Mockery
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!

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