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Sarah Shakespalin
Is an Uber Hottie and you are not! She makes The Baby Jesus stand at attention.
You may look, but do not touch. Unless Stephen Colbert has Nailed her first.

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"Refudiate," "misunderestimate," "wee-wee'd up." English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!
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~ Sarah Palin
July 18, 2010


"Cry havoc and let slip the hockey moms of war!"

Sarah William Shakespalin is Sarah Palin's pen name. Shakespalin is the answer against that tea-sucking British hooligan known as William Shakespeare and the menace of book-reading and learning. Her work of liturature litaruteru book-reading and koolture is already changing the world of books and stuff!

Shakespalin's Words and WorksEdit

Sarah Shakespalin
is a proud employee
of the Greatest Corporation of All--FOX!!!

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But soft, what light from yonder window breaks? It is the East, and I can see Russia from my front porch.
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~ McCain & Palin 2010

Dummies Do Shakespeare01:11

Dummies Do Shakespeare

To Be or Not to Be... That is the Gotcha Question

People Who Support Her WorksEdit

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As he was a Maverick, I honoured him. But as he was about to lose, I went rogue.
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~ MacCainbeth

People Who Hate Shakespalin's Contribution to Liturature Lideratour Book-learningEdit

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Et tu, Bristol?!
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~ Obama Caesar

Sarah palin gets tackled

Electronich-y Paperless ParchmentsEdit

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Alas, poor Couric, I read them all.
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~ The Gotcha Media of CBS

Palinism: The New Religious Political Phelo... Phylo... Pedolosophy... Edit

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Ignoramus Virtus
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~ Going Rouge

  • Virtuous Ignorance: Trust not the Elitists and Intellectual Experts for they are not part of Real America.
  • Rogueyness: A unitary stream of patriotic populist blather. It is so devoid of content and facts that it could surpass Truthiness to a new level of thinking.

Essays on Energy Policy and GovernanceEdit

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Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, where it's going and where it's not. ... So, I believe that what Congress is going to do, also, is not to allow the export bans to such a degree that it's Americans that get stuck to holding the bag without the energy source that is produced here, pumped here.
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~ The Merchant of Alaska

Going RogueEdit

Flag commie quote open is a tale / Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, / Signifying nothing.
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~ William Shakespeare's review on Going Rogue

See AlsoEdit

External TubesEdit

Sarah Shakespalin
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America

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