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Few people have been allowed to interview her, but now you too can interview the newest, brightest star in politics, Sarah Palin! Ask the governor of Alaska and republican vice presidential nominee, Sarah Palin any question you want! (Here is a link to one of her actual interviews, for some examples!)

Go here first, then click here to ask a new question!

Tampering with someone else's question will get you banned.

WasillaSarahBLANK

ASK ME ANYTHING!

Governor Palin's First Internet Press ConferenceEdit

Question #1Edit

"Governor Palin, Is Trig your baby ?

WasillaSarahBLANK

THAT'S SEXIST
THAT'S SEXIST
THAT'S SEXIST

        NEXT QUESTION!


Question From Wikiality.comEdit

"Governor Palin, What do you think of your hometown Wasilla being called the meth capital of Alaska? ?

WasillaSarahBLANK

THAT'S SEXIST
THAT'S SEXIST
THAT'S SEXIST

        NEXT QUESTION!


"Governor Palin, As VP, will you be as immoral & evil as Dick Cheney? Or more so? ?

WasillaSarahBLANK

WELL I *AM* A BETTER SHOT THAN HE IS!
WELL I *AM* A BETTER SHOT THAN HE IS!
WELL I *AM* A BETTER SHOT THAN HE IS!

        NEXT QUESTION!


Governor Palin, Edit

"Governor Palin, What is the capital of Albania? ?

WasillaSarahBLANK

I DON'T KNOW...MONTGOMERY?
I DON'T KNOW...MONTGOMERY?
I DON'T KNOW...MONTGOMERY?

        NEXT QUESTION!


Yahoo Answers Edit

"Governor Palin, How girl get pragnent?

WasillaSarahBLANK

THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER
THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER
THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER

        NEXT QUESTION!


"Headship" Edit

"Governor Palin, Can you explain Headship and if you subscribe to it, does that mean your husband will attending White House meetings with you??

WasillaSarahBLANK

THAT'S SEXIST
THAT'S SEXIST
THAT'S SEXIST

        NEXT QUESTION!


Dominionist Edit

"Governor Palin, Can you tell us a bit about your churches Dominionist theory? Are you getting ready to impose Christianity on the rest of the country??

WasillaSarahBLANK

WHO LET
THE MUSLIM
IN HERE!?
WHO LET
THE MUSLIM
IN HERE!?
WHO LET
THE MUSLIM
IN HERE!?

        NEXT QUESTION!


Alaska Secession Edit

"Governor Palin, How much do you want Alaska to secede from the union??

WasillaSarahBLANK

I LOVE AMERICA MORE THAN YOU!
I LOVE AMERICA MORE THAN YOU!
I LOVE AMERICA MORE THAN YOU!

        NEXT QUESTION!


Saving money for taxpayers Edit

"Governor Palin, what are your feelings on the $200 Billion government bail-out of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae? ?

WasillaSarahBLANK

THEY WERE GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE TO TAXPAYERS
THEY WERE GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE TO TAXPAYERS
THEY WERE GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE TO TAXPAYERS

        NEXT QUESTION!


Would you be willing to star in a MILF video? Edit

"Governor Palin, Would you be willing to star in a MILF video??

WasillaSarahBLANK

F^%$IN A RIGHT!
F^%$IN A RIGHT!
F^%$IN A RIGHT!

        NEXT QUESTION!


Charles Gibson, with ABC News Edit

"Governor Palin, Do you agree with the Bush Doctrine?

WasillaSarahBLANK

IN WHAT RESPECT, CHARLIE?
IN WHAT RESPECT, CHARLIE?
IN WHAT RESPECT, CHARLIE?

        NEXT QUESTION!


From The InternetsEdit

"Governor Palin, Was Griswold v. Connecticut rightly decided??

WasillaSarahBLANK

I CAN SEE RUSSIA
FROM MY HOUSE!
I CAN SEE RUSSIA
FROM MY HOUSE!
I CAN SEE RUSSIA
FROM MY HOUSE!

        NEXT QUESTION!


Foreign PolicyEdit

"Governor Palin, Is it true that you can see Russia from Alaska and that you shit oil ?

WasillaSarahBLANK

CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD!!
CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD!!
CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD!!

        NEXT QUESTION!


Qualifications and ExperienceEdit

"Governor Palin, Please silence your critics by telling us the specific qualifications or experience you have that will aid you in future foreign policy decisions.?

WasillaSarahBLANK

IN WHAT RESPECT, CHARLIE?
IN WHAT RESPECT, CHARLIE?
IN WHAT RESPECT, CHARLIE?

        NEXT QUESTION!



Speaking in tongues Edit

"Governor Palin, Do you speak in tongues in your church? If so what does "dfep aaei adfeji ee eiw'o 234des" mean? ?

WasillaSarahBLANK

BOMB BOMB BOMB, BOMB BOMB IRAN
BOMB BOMB BOMB, BOMB BOMB IRAN
BOMB BOMB BOMB, BOMB BOMB IRAN

        NEXT QUESTION!


Boxers or briefs Edit

"Governor Palin, Boxers or briefs?

WasillaSarahBLANK

THAT'S SEXY
THAT'S SEXY
THAT'S SEXY

        NEXT QUESTION!


Free TradeEdit

"Governor Palin, As VP, what would your stance be on the re-negotiation of NAFTA ?

WasillaSarahBLANK

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

        NEXT QUESTION!


Democratic primary Edit

"Governor Palin, How did the Democratic Party's nomination turn out ?

WasillaSarahBLANK

SAMBO BEAT THE BITCH
SAMBO BEAT THE BITCH
SAMBO BEAT THE BITCH

        NEXT QUESTION!


Her Debate Against BidenEdit

"Governor Palin, Did your party handicap the debate for you? ?

WasillaSarahBLANK

I has house next door to Russia.
I has house next door to Russia.
I has house next door to Russia.

        NEXT QUESTION!


Supreme Court casesEdit

"Governor Palin, Do you agree or disagree with the Supreme Court's decision in Dred Scott V. Sanford? What about Brown V. Board of Education??

WasillaSarahBLANK

I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YA!
I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YA!
I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YA!

        NEXT QUESTION!


Why did you say that paying taxes in not patriotic? Edit

During your debate with Sen. Joe Biden, you said a very disturbing thing about paying taxes. You said that in "middle-class America paying taxes is not considered patriotic". What a lunatic thing to say! Sarah, you don't seem to understand or know much about economics, or much of anything else for that matter, but listen to this:

You propose to keep young men and women fighting and dying in Iraq, Afghanistan, and other places for our country, but you don't think it is patriotic for those who stay home to pay taxes to support our country. Does that mean that you think it is more patriotic to get on our knees and beg China, Russia and Saudi Arabia for the money to pay for our military? Or should the government just run the printing press and cause a terrible inflation that takes away everyone's savings? You need to understand that money doesn't come from heaven, even if you are a Bible-thumping christian conservative.

"Governor Palin, Why did you say that paying taxes in not patriotic??

WasillaSarahBLANK

I'M NOT GONNA ANSWER THAT, INSTEAD I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT BILL AYERS!
I'M NOT GONNA ANSWER THAT, INSTEAD I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT BILL AYERS!
I'M NOT GONNA ANSWER THAT, INSTEAD I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT BILL AYERS!

        NEXT QUESTION!


Governor Palin Edit

"Governor Palin, Who would win in a mud wrestling fight, you or Meghan McCain??

WasillaSarahBLANK

I'M NOT GONNA ANSWER THAT, INSTEAD I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT REV. WRIGHT!
I'M NOT GONNA ANSWER THAT, INSTEAD I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT REV. WRIGHT!
I'M NOT GONNA ANSWER THAT, INSTEAD I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT REV. WRIGHT!

        NEXT QUESTION!


Socalism Edit

"Governor Palin, Is Obama a socialist? ?

WasillaSarahBLANK

LIFELINE PLEASE!
LIFELINE PLEASE!
LIFELINE PLEASE!

        NEXT QUESTION!


Hunting Edit

"Governor Palin, is it true that when you hunt moose you just throw the bullet for a direct hit ?

WasillaSarahBLANK

AND I SHARE THE KILL!
AND I SHARE THE KILL!
AND I SHARE THE KILL!

        NEXT QUESTION!


Marital RelationsEdit

"Governor Palin, Spit or Swallow?

WasillaSarahBLANK

YOU BETCHA!
YOU BETCHA!
YOU BETCHA!

        NEXT QUESTION!


What the heck? Edit

"Governor Palin, Did you honestly think the GOP had a chance in Hell of winning anything after two terms of Bush ?

WasillaSarahBLANK

IN WHAT RESPECT, CHARLIE?
IN WHAT RESPECT, CHARLIE?
IN WHAT RESPECT, CHARLIE?

        NEXT QUESTION!


Stupidity and Hunting Edit

Um.... Palin, why are you so stupid? I really want to know. And, why do you kill wolves when you claim to be pro-life? Pro-tip: look pro-life up in the dictionary.

~Jericho

P.S. Africa is NOT a country.

ask sarah Edit

"Governor Palin, What do you have to say about you being in Eminem's new video? ?

WasillaSarahBLANK

I did not even know I was going on the show. I'M DISAPPOINTED ...
I did not even know I was going on the show. I'M DISAPPOINTED ...
I did not even know I was going on the show. I'M DISAPPOINTED ...

        NEXT QUESTION!

... THAT EMINEM AND HIS FAMILY, IN A QUEST FOR FAME, ATTENTION, AND FORTUNE, ARE ENGAGING IN FLAT-OUT LIES, GROSS EXAGGERATION, AND EVEN DISTORTION OF OUR RELATIONSHIP. My focus will remain on raising Trig, completing my governing of this great state of Alaska, and advocating abstinence. It is unfortunate that Eminem finds it more appealing to exploit our fun relationship than to contribute to the well-being of my child or of Kim Kardashian."

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