Santa Ana Winds

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God Touching Adam
"Santa Ana Winds"
is Most Beloved by God over all His creations
Now and Forever, Amen.

As everyone knows, Hollywood is the herpes sore of America; the constant reminder that certain Americans have committed sins that must be cleansed.

And so it is that God sent his Only Son to die in the most horrific, yet poignantly photographic manner (see Passion of The Christ). But to no avail, since the Sodomites (and Jews) who populate all of Cauliflower ignored the message from The Holy Father.

Every year in response, God sends the driest, most unpredictable winds to clean up His planet of the gayness and Jews who failed to atone for their transgressions.

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