Sand: The Shark of the Land

Sand is more deadly than sharks. Just when you thought it was safer to go back into the water, it is in fact safer to go back into the water. In response to this revelation, Stephen Colbert is calling on the Discovery Channel to broadcast "Sand Week."

Sand is a weapon of mass destruction when used properly! You can toss it in someone's eyes!

Sand is also inadequate building material for Stephen Colbert's castles. This seemingly innocent silicate can't even handle one wave.

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