San Francisco Marsh Mouse

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San Francisco Marsh Mouse
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!
The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
San Francisco Marsh Mouse
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

San Francisco Marsh Mouse
General Information
Average Lifespan: 1
Average Height: 2
Average Tail Length: 3
Estimated Population
In The Wild: 4
In Captivity: 5
Willingly In Captivity: 6

San Francisco Marsh Mouse is the most elite rodent in the animal kingdom. Found primarily in The People's Republic of San Francisco, the San Francisco Marsh Mouse are on the verge of extinction, due to all of them being gay.

In 2009, when America was on the brink of financial collapse, Nancy Pelosi proposed spending nearly $30 billion[1] to provide food, housing and a federally protected parade route for the abominable rats.

Real Americans fought to expose this socialistic scheme on the TV and radio, but since the liberals control the media, no one heard about it until it was too late.

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As Mascot For Wasteful Government SpendingEdit

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San Francisco Marsh Mouse is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition

This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

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