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Greatest Team Ever The professional football team in the National Football Conference The San Francisco 49ers were founded in 148 A.D. by the Romans who flew on their giant eagles to settle the city of San Francisco. They then established themselves as the best team ever by going undefeated in every single year of their existence. Their colors were originally all gold, but they added red after they stained their jerseys with the blood of all the lesser teams. They are the reason the Dallas Cowboys no longer exist.
Former owner and close friend of Jesus, Eddie DeBartolo Jr. was forced to give the team to sister Denise and her husband John York (a friend of the Devil). This is the first of a series of events that the devil has orchestrated in order to restore chaos to the National Football League. The most recent example of said events can be seen in Dallas, where Adam "Pacman" Jones has once again been reinstated. Work of the Devil himself.