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I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!!!
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~ Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes On a Plane

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee...
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~ Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction

Samuel L. (Mother Fucking) Jackson is one of the top ten greatest Americans to grace the Earth. First place is a tie between Stephen Colbert and Jesus. He is such a powerful person that you MUST say the L in his name.

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Help, Samuel L. Jackson wont fucking shut up!
  • He is the only known person alive that can stop the motherfucking snakes from taking over our motherfucking planes.
  • The reason why Aliens don't invade Earth is because they are afraid of Samuel L. Jackson and his snake killing powers. Which is funny, because most people think it's Will Smith keeping them away.
  • Samuel L. (Mother Fucking) Jackson is a well known scientist from many of his documentaries such as Samuel L. Jackson Fights the Dinosaurs (also known as Jurassic Park) and Samuel L. Jackson Fights the Sharks.
  • Samuel L. Jackson is IMMORTAL!!!
  • Samue L. MOTHAFUCKIN' Jackson can get people to speak only ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA!

AKA Jay Watkins of Cannock!

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