Samuel L. (Mother Fucking) Jackson is one of the top ten greatest Americans to grace the Earth. First place is a tie between Stephen Colbert and Jesus. He is such a powerful person that you MUST say the L in his name.
Known Facts Edit
- He is the only known person alive that can stop the motherfucking snakes from taking over our motherfucking planes.
- He once fought alongside Stephen Colbert (the greatest Jedi to ever live - eat that Yoda!) and killed 1,000,000 Sith Lord terrorists who were threatening America's safety.
- The reason why Aliens don't invade Earth is because they are afraid of Samuel L. Jackson and his snake killing powers. Which is funny, because most people think it's Will Smith keeping them away.
- Samuel L. (Mother Fucking) Jackson is a well known scientist from many of his documentaries such as Samuel L. Jackson Fights the Dinosaurs (also known as Jurassic Park) and Samuel L. Jackson Fights the Sharks.
- Samuel L. Jackson is IMMORTAL!!!
- Samue L. MOTHAFUCKIN' Jackson can get people to speak only ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA!
AKA Jay Watkins of Cannock!