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Samuel Alito
is a part of the Supreme Court of the United States,
part of the Judicial Branch of the United States Government
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Samuel Alito agrees with Rush,
Michael J. Fox is faking!
RUSH IS RIGHT!!! RUSH IS RIGHT!!!
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Samuel Alito
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Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush and Scalito


Samuel A. Alito is the Greatest Associate Judge on The Supreme Court, ever. He loves America, despite being I-talian, and was appointed by George W. Bush, after Harriet Miers decided she couldn't stay the course.

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  • Nickname 'Scalito' is Italian for 'little Scalia'
  • His wife is not a cry baby
  • He loves you, and America
  • Thinks Rush Limbaugh is a fine American
  • Loves Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush
  • Is not really a huge fan of torture, but thinks it'll do in a pinch
  • Was totally not a Member of The Federalist Society; anyone who tells you he was part of a body that condones torture is a liar who hates America
  • Took the place of Harriet Miers, who took the place of John Roberts, who took the place of Sandra Day O’Connor before Roberts took the place of William Rehnquist.


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