Samantha Ronson
has bad teeth and a funny accent because she is British.
Samantha Ronson
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

Samantha Ronson is a DJ and is Lindsay Lohan's British Lesbian lover. She is the sister of producer Mark Ronson.


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