Sam Waterston is the anti-partisan, and therefore anti-Republican, District Attorney of New York County as portrayed on the documentary Law and Order. He has ascended to this position after Fred "God's gift to women" Thompson stepped down to allow us to elect him as the sexiest actor-cum-President of the 21st century.
When not supervising those perpetually hot ADAs, Waterston earns lunch money by shilling for TD Waterhouse and selling insurance against robot attacks. For when the metal ones decide to come for you, and they will, you will be ready.
He has received a nailing from his appearance on The Colbert Report, whilst touting the Unity '08 party. Since it's not Republican, we can only be right to assume that they wholeheartedly support the marriage of gay couples and their subsequent practice of aborting the fetuses of unwed teenage mothers. God help us all.
Dr. Colbert reminded him that there is no difference between "moderate" and "ball-less."
The only redeeming quality that Unity '08 has is their endorsement for Stephen for President.
passionate is needed for all issues
wants to use the internets for democracy, SC remind him that the internet would elect the Leave Britney Alone Guy