Sam Fox
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Sam Fox is a great St. Louis businessman and owner and founder of Harbour Group, who offered $50,000 to anyone who asks.

Sam Fox was born in St. Louis, Missouri. While outwardly maintaining that he is a Jew, Sam is in fact a Lutheran. As with many people of Midwestern extraction his sole goal in life is to infiltrate the power establishment with his Crypto-Lutheran values.

George W. Bush appointed him America's ambassador to Belgium. As ambassador he help forge a new era of diplomacy with the crumbling socialist regime. .

John Kerry was too afraid of Sam to ask him any questions during the confirmation hearings and if you listen really carefully, you can hear him peeing in his seat on the C-SPAN. videoclip


On March 28, 2007 Mr. Fox respectfully declined the offer from The Greatest President Ever to serve as ambassador to Belgium. Mr. Fox told that he was allergic to gay people.

On a brighter note, Mr. Fox may be up for the ambassadorship to the UN.

Update UpdateEdit

After advising Nancy Pelosi and her minions to come back from vacation, The Greatest President Ever was forced to promote Mr. Fox to his ambassadorship because there is so much work yet to be done.

Sam Fox
will one day be a fine addition
to the Greatest Corporation of All--FOX!!!

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