Sam Donaldson
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy

If you star too long at Sam's hairpiece, it will seize control of your mind.

Known at ABC as "The Combover of the Newsroom", Sam is an anchor known for his in-depth investigations and his probing interviews.

Sam is kinda slow sometimes, however. One time, while trying to call an anonymous woman he only knew by an assumed name, he dialed wrong and got the D.C. Madame instead.


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