Salon Socialist

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Salon Socialist
is an American Political Party.

Salon Socialist is the political party for Metrosexuals.

The main goal of a Salon Socialist is to assuage their guilt for $400 Haircuts by telling everyone they are homeless-huggers.

When, in reality, they would never be in the same room as a person who doesn't go for a manicure, and pedicure at least once a week, and who has never exfoliated in their lives.



Beauty RegimineEdit

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