Sallie Mae
is part of the United States Federal Government.
Don't ask; asking only helps the terrorists.

Sallie Mae is a liberal big government hand-out program that creates the next generation of socialist slackers through free money.

Also known as "Student Loan Marketing Association", Sallie Mae throws as much tax payer's money to urban youths so that they may attend college or university on everyone else's dime.

Because it has to do with money and creates stoned slackers, many believe producers of The Daily Show are behind this program.

See AlsoEdit

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.