was featured by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. on "The Wørd" segment of "The Colbert Report"
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Safety (noun)

1. a state of security which can be achieved by arming teachers, arming students, supplying teachers with drugs and artificially inseminating every freshman female student
Usage: Knowing no stranger is going to enter a school full of pregnant, gun-toting drug addicts is the kind of safety every parent wants for their child.

Safety was The Wørd on the October 9, 2006 edition of The Colbert Report.

...And when you push it to the limit, safety is not guaranteed!

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