SOPA is a bill being proposed to protect poor, helpless, defenseless multi-billion dollar corporations from the leaches, known as forty-six percent of America

Supporters of this bill are true Americans/Crusaders of Truthiness. They know that this bill will help Real Americans and corporations to protect their property against pirates, and that only Communist bears listen to these so called "experts" that say the bill will censor the series of tubes, stagnate creativity, and that it suppresses freedom of expression. Sure it may seem like it promotes censorship when you read the bill and have a team of IT professionals translate the technical jargon that most Real Americans do not comprehend. But real Americans know that reading is for gays and Mexicans and lonely nerds that waste most of their time pirating stuff from the tubes.

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