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Abbreviation for: Scholastic Assessment Test (formerly Scholastic Aptitude Test)

The SATs are actually three tests used to measure a potential student's worth:

  • critical reading (formerly verbal)
  • writing (formerly part of verbal)
  • and math (formerly done without calculators)

These tests were allegedly designed to separate potential students by intelligence, race and cultural background. After the drastic changes in 2005, the test now just measures the ability to prepare for taking a test.

Sample QuestionsEdit

What is 2+2?

Famous People & Their SAT ScoresEdit

Sarah Palin:425 Verbal

Deciphering your ScoreEdit

WHAT DO THE SCORES MEAN?
VERBAL MATH COMBINED SCORE MEANING
0-520 Fliping burgers for the rest of your life 0-520 Living in your moms house 0-1040 Full-ride scholarship to podunk junior college
521-670 Go to college 521-670 Acceptance into any second-rate college 1041-1340 Full ride to any college!
671-810 Portland State 671-810 Idaho State 1341-1620 Ivy League

The most pointless, inaccurate test you will ever take; but who cares the collegeboard gets money for both taking the test and sending scores. The collegeboard doesn't care about your score with there "helpful" review book that costs tons. They just want your MONEY!

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