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Abbreviation for: Scholastic Assessment Test (formerly Scholastic Aptitude Test)
The SATs are actually three tests used to measure a potential student's worth:
- critical reading (formerly verbal)
- writing (formerly part of verbal)
- and math (formerly done without calculators)
These tests were allegedly designed to separate potential students by intelligence, race and cultural background. After the drastic changes in 2005, the test now just measures the ability to prepare for taking a test.
What is 2+2?
Famous People & Their SAT ScoresEdit
Sarah Palin:425 Verbal
Deciphering your ScoreEdit
|WHAT DO THE SCORES MEAN?|
|0-520||Fliping burgers for the rest of your life||0-520||Living in your moms house||0-1040||Full-ride scholarship to podunk junior college|
|521-670||Go to college||521-670||Acceptance into any second-rate college||1041-1340||Full ride to any college!|
|671-810||Portland State||671-810||Idaho State||1341-1620||Ivy League|
The most pointless, inaccurate test you will ever take; but who cares the collegeboard gets money for both taking the test and sending scores. The collegeboard doesn't care about your score with there "helpful" review book that costs tons. They just want your MONEY!