S.A.M.P. stands for Super Awesome Mega People. Super Awesome Mega People are those exceptional people you only see every once in a while. Stephen Colbert is the most super awesome, closly followed by the greatest president ever, Jesus and God. There are many other SAMP, but you will have to decide who they are.
Super Awesome Mega People include (by order of awesomeness):
- Stephen Colbert
- The greatest president ever
- Abraham Lincoln
- George Washington
- Chuck Norris
- Hulk Hogan
What Makes These People Super Awesome and MegaEdit
These people have done great things for America, and thus have gained the title of Super Awesome Mega People. All of these great people are American, because everyone knows that only Americans can be Super, Awesome, and Mega all at the same time.