Ryan Seacrest
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.
Despite what you may have heard
Ryan Seacrest
Is totally not gay!
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Don't be too mean,
Ryan Seacrest
is a registered Pussy.

It's the liberal media making him look gay in this picture.

Ryan Seacrest is the host of American Idol. Did you know that Dr. Stephen Colbert loves American Idol? Ryan is also a heterosexual, Christian male, just in case you wondered.

Ryan Seacrest is, however, a complete tool.

Billy Bush is Ryan's archnemesis, as they both compete to see who will not out gay each other in hosting a reality television show.

Ben Mulroney is Ryan's Canadian Nemesis, and the host of the far less popular (and talented) Canadian version of American Idol. Unlike Ryan Ben may be gay, and needs Ryan, Billy and Stephen's help in order to save him from Canadian Liberals.

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