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"Russian"
may or may not be in Asia or good at math
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Russian has earned
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A Russian woman. Don't be fooled by her exterior appearance; her vodka breath can kill a grown man.

A Russian is a person from either Russia or Soviet Russia. "Russian" can be pronounced "russ-ee-in", "rush-an", or "soh-vee-et kah-mee bass-turd". All of them mean the same thing.

Male Russians can typically be found guzzling vodka, being impoverished, speaking with thick and incomprehendible accents, growing third arms as a result of nucular testing, or infections due to anthrax programs in Sverdlovsk and/or sharing all of their wealth (or lack thereof) with everybody else while having it all controlled by the Kremlin because the government has soldiers and tanks. Female Russians can typically be found either being amazingly hot or looking like men; either one will destroy your life like the commies they are.

On no account should you ever trust a Russian.

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