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Russ Feingold is a United States Senator From the State of Wisconsin. He committed the ultimate sin by wanting to have George W. Bush censured, and will accordingly burn in hell for making The Baby Jesus cry.
Fortunately, Confederate flag waving, self hating Jew, Senator George Allen and Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions weren't about to have a communist, The Baby Jesus hating liberal make their lord and savior George W. Bush cry.
Russ Feingold Factoids Edit
- Russ makes The Baby Jesus sad
- Russ is going to hell for criticizing The Bush Administration, The Holy Administration ordained by Jesus himself
- The Baby Satan is happy with Russ
- Senator Joe Lieberman throws food at in Russ in the Senate cafeteria
- Arlen Specter got Russ in check recently on the Judiciary Committee; Arlen don't take no stuff
- Russ was the ONLY Senator to vote against the PATRIOT Act, shortly after conferring with Osama Bin Laden.
- In all fairness, Russ has also done a few great things for the conservative movement, including casting decisive votes in favor of Bush nominees John Ashcroft and John Roberts.
- Russ tries to redeem himself by reminding his conservative peers in the Senate that he really doesn't like any Presidents. After all, he supported holding impeachment hearings against President Bubba when the rest of the Democrats
and most Americansdidn't.
- Russ, who is always Not Running for President himself, doesn't think anyone else should be running, either.
- Senator Feingold was the only senator to vote against The Patriot Act, this is because he hates patriotism.