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Roy Ashburn is one of the truest, most reliable conservatives in the California State Senate, and is well known for his firm, hard, occasionally throbbing stand on Family Values. As a member of God's Chosen Political Party, he helped lead our nation's defense against the gay agenda, personally doing battle with these perverts close up, man-to-man, sticking it to them even when it got rough. God Bless America!
Senator Ashburn is also well-known for his hospitality; he has many times been seen escorting one of his buddies to his house, helping him leave a gay bar and thus save his soul. Now, sure, he had a few drinks, but who wouldn't need a little relief after being confronted by such wanton perversity? After a silly little misunderstanding with a traffic cop, the Senator was
booked hailed far and wide for his efforts as a Good Samaritan. Ever bashful of the spotlight, he has decided to take some time off to spend more time with his family.
Teh Gays, Lesbos, Queers, and HomosEdit
His War on Drugs and Drunk DrivingEdit
To make his fake admission of homosexuality believable, the Senator also had employed the help of officers of the law and government vehicles to pretend he was driving drunk with a gay. According to a secret briefing, he will soon spend quality time with male members of Alcoholics Anonymous to make sure it hasn't been infiltrated by bears.