Oh No!
Ross Perot
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!

Do ya'll hear that suckin' sound?

Ross Perot is a diminutive woodland creature of the same species as Dennis Kucinich, but from a breakaway tribe that prefers the use of comically oversized charts and graphs to the formation of a Department of Peace.

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