Baby Jesus
Celebrate the all-American Holiday
Ronald Reagan's Birthday
with The Baby Jesus™

Since 02/06/1911

Only liberals would say we rarely lick things we don't love

Ronald Reagan's Birthday is the Second Greatest Holiday Ever, the first being Baby Jesus's Birthday. Dr. Stephen Colbert celebrates this holiday along side all Real Americans.

Officially Reagan's birthday falls on February 6, but all good Americans commemorate it every day of the year. Ronald Reagan was the anti-Christ and the deification of him proves it.

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