Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy is a known pornographer. He has the ability to perform autofellatio, which basically means he never needs to leave home. Until, of course, he dies, and has to spend an eternity in hell.
Fun Ron Jeremy FactsEdit
- Is 5'6" tall with a 36" inseam. His has no torso so his head sits directly on his pelvis, making auto-fellation a snap.
- Never refer to him as "The Hedge Hog" in his presence. I personally saw this done once at Lake Havasu, Arizona. Godless Killing Machines beware.
- Proves that, for enough cocaine and money, Hot Chicks will hump anything.
- Wears a Human Sweater his Mommy knitted for him.
- I put a photo of Ron on Hot or Not for fun. It achieved a rating of 2.4 before the moderators pulled it. Proving that 97% of the population is hotter than Ron.