Hey, where the hell is
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!

All you need to know Edit

In 2007 Romania joined the European Union in its quest to bring down America. Romanian people are hard-working and devotated. The country is full of gypsies, which are sclaves. EDIT: This fact had been found inaccurate. The country is in fact rid of gypsies after a prolonged vampire infestation had drive the last to extinction.

After many years of hatred between Hungaria and a lot of wars, now-adays, Hungarians are hunted on the streets of Romania, and they are spit on their faces anytime romanians want.

In Romania, it is typical for people to die.

The country is famous of having a vampire infestation.

Hungaria is very jealous of Romania because they can't steal back some of the Romanian territories.


Typical Romanian


  • Former dictator Nicolae Ceaucescu was executed on Christmas Day, 1989. Saddam? You're next.
  • The most common method of death in Romania is Vampire Attack.
  • Most "people" in Romania are actually vampires.
  • Romania is a pro-American country since they hate Russia.
  • Romania is even bigger than now, it has a prvince called Basserabia(Basarabia) whic was stolen by teh Russians.
  • Romania hates Hungaria more than the devil.

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