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Rocketdyne
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Rocketdyne is an All-American corporation that helps America kick Russian ass!

During the Cold War, Rocketdyne made rockets and other manly freedom protecting devices. Everyone was so impressed by Rocketdyne, other corporations scrambled to be a part of their Patriotic successes!

Rocketdyne has a special facility located in the same city as the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, and is protected because it's so close to this national monument.

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The residents of Southern California all remember what happened in Simi Valley, on July 26, 1959.

However, thanks to the liberal media coverage of the event, the amount of radiation that escaped and where it went was completely exaggerated.

Allegations of a nuclear meltdown began spreading soon after another success by an American corporation in the fight against communism was misinterpreted by the liberal media.

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THE ROCKETDYNE MELTDOWN, © 2007 LFP, Inc., All Rights Reserved

By Michael Collins, -Michael Collins is a journalist in Los Angeles who has written for Los Angeles Magazine, LA Weekly and many other publications. He currently is a board member of the Los Angeles Press Club.

The 40-year saga of gross negligence and subsequent whitewashing began when power company Rocketdyne's primitive nuclear reactor, the Sodium Reactor Experiment, experienced a meltdown. Nearly a third of the reactor's core melted, and radioactivity spewed into the environment from the unshielded building. But instead of workers in hazardous-materials suits converging on the scene and evacuating the surrounding area, the disaster was not even acknowledged until six weeks later in a small and misleading press release. The communiqué announced that only "a parted fuel element was observed" and that "the fuel element damage is not an indication of unsafe reactor conditions. No release of radioactive materials to the environment plant or its environs occurred, and operating personnel were not exposed to harmful conditions." It was a lie that Rocketdyne has perpetuated and exacerbated in the decades since.

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Santa Susana Field Lab – Rocketdyne

by Ventura County Supervisor Linda Parks, November 2006

Activities at Boeing’s Santa Susana Field Lab (SSFL) have been shrouded in secrecy and controversy for years and it’s time for our government agencies to force full disclosure of the extent of the Lab’s toxic pollution.

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DOE halts Rocketdyne site cleanup

From the Los Angeles Times, May 25, 2007, Copyright 2006 Los Angeles Times

By Gregory W. Griggs, Times Staff Writer, greg.griggs@latimes.com

Stung by a federal judge's ruling that its cleanup was inadequate, the Department of Energy announced Thursday that it was temporarily halting plans to raze several buildings at its former nuclear and rocket engine testing facility near Simi Valley while it evaluates the cleanup.

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Boeing faces fines over field lab runoff

Rocket-engine testing facility near Simi Valley allowed toxins to flow into nearby canyons and the L.A. River, regulators say.

By Gregory W. Griggs, Times Staff Writer, greg.griggs@latimes.com

From the Los Angeles Times, July 27, 2007, Copyright 2006 Los Angeles Times

Boeing Co. faces a nearly $500,000 fine for allegedly allowing excessive levels of lead, mercury and other toxins to flow from its Santa Susana Field Lab in Ventura County into surrounding canyons and the Los Angeles River, regulators said Thursday.

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Stringent new rules govern cleanup at rocket testing site

Boeing and two federal agencies face daily fines if they violate terms of the state consent decree.

By Gregory W. Griggs, greg.griggs@latimes.com, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

From the Los Angeles Times, September 5, 2007, Copyright 2006 Los Angeles Times

State regulators monitoring cleanup of contaminants at a former nuclear research and rocket engine testing facility near Simi Valley have set new rules and deadlines for the contractor and the two government agencies responsible.

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