Rock, Paper, Scissors, Cheney is a game, much like "Rock, Scissor, Paper," except that in this game, Cheney defeats everything.... or does he? Wikiality.com cannot disclose this information as a matter of National Security.
How To PlayEdit
Possible ways Cheney wins Edit
- Every good neo-con knows Cheney beats "a rock", thanks to democracy, freedom and Halliburton.
- Paper is the tool of Congress. As Vice President everyone knows Cheney trumps Congress. Nixo facto Cheney beats paper.
- Scissors were invented in Egypt, who has since succumbed to the awesomeness of Dick Cheney and his
underlingboss George W. Bush. Therefore, Cheney beats scissors.
- Dick Cheney is in the Executive branch, not in the Executive branch, and in the Legislative branch as well, therefore, Cheney beats Cheney.