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President George A. Bush III, defending the American office during the Chinese invasion of 2112

The time honored American method of settling arguments, debates, and parking tickets. Two men stand 1 to 2 feet apart and kick each other in the testicles until one man concedes defeat. Stephen Colbert is currently the second greatest Rochambeauer in the world. He would have won the title for greatest, but he lost to Bill Clinton, who apparently greatly enjoys a swift kick to the balls.

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