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Robot (roh-buht, -bot) n.

  1. a member of the Robot race
  2. the language spoken by Robots
  3. the future overlords of the Human race

Types Of RobotsEdit

Robot Pirates (Official)

Robot Pirates (Official)

Pirates! And They are Robots!

Examples Of Robot SpeechEdit

  • Bleep blorp
  • "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
  • "I come from the future. Come with me if you want to live." (Quoted by the former governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Abominations or Mockeries of God's workEdit

The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

Robots do not have souls--or hearts or lungs or kidneys for that matter, and are therefor not human and bound for hell. Except for the beautiful and well-endowed homemade robot Lisa from the 1985 John Hughes film Weird Science, played by the beautiful Kelly LeBrock. She is God's gift to horny virginal teens everywhere.


  1. Robots are not to be confused with cyborgs

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