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A man with a sense of humor.

Mr. Wexler gives Alberto a collander ass.

Robert Wexler, is the Democratic congressman from the 19th District in Florida, and serves in the United States House of Representatives. He was recently featured in a part of The Colbert Report's 433-part series, 'Better Know A District'

Wexler ran as an uncontested candidate during 2006 midterm elections and won handily thanks to The Colbert Bump in his unopposed campaign

In his free time he indulges in cocaine and reads poetry. He also professes a love for hookers, but contends that hookers are much more fun when cocaine is involved.

Censure Of The Greatest President Ever?Edit

Wexler plans to introduce a resolution that would censure President Bush over his decision to commute the prison sentence faced by former Vice Presidential aide Scooter Libby.

"This presidential intervention is an unconscionable abuse of authority by George W. Bush, and Congress must step forward and express the disgust that Americans rightfully feel toward this contemptible decision," Wexler said in a statement released by his congressional office, written while he was doing a line off a hooker's ass crack.

Election 2006 ResultsEdit

He was interviewed on TDS-TCR-P-MT2, on November 7, 2006. He is trying to be careful about what he says to Stephen.

June 26, 2008 NailingEdit

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  • proud to be a liberal
  • book Fire-Breathing Liberal
  • has his dukes up
  • verbally fights on the floor of Congress
  • puts Stephen in his book
    • Chapter called "The Colbert Report" It's a fun thing to do
      • Get To Know A District fact checker will be fired
      • accused Stephen of manipulating his interviews
  • refuses to label Obama as liberal or non-conservative
  • was booed by Hillary Clinton supporters at the rules committee meeting
  • the people of his district are all asleep
    • You're so old you look like lizards
  • too scared to repeat after Stephen
  • his love of cocaine only needs to be said once

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Robert Wexler
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 19th" district of the state of Florida

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