Robert Pinsky
is a friend an acquaintance of "The Colbert Report"
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Robert Pinsky is a former U.S. Poet Laureate best known as the host for the first Meta-Free-Phor-All: Shall I Nail Thee To A Summer's Day?

The #1 Poem In America!Edit

  • Samurai Song[1]
When I had no roof I made
Audacity my roof. When I had
No supper my eyes dined.

When I had no eyes I listened.
When I had no ears I thought.
When I had no thought I waited.

When I had no father I made
Care my father. When I had
No mother I embraced order.

When I had no friend I made
Quiet my friend. When I had no
Enemy I opposed my body.

When I had no temple I made
My voice my temple. I have
No priest, my tongue is my choir.

When I have no means fortune
Is my means. When I have
Nothing, death will be my fortune.

Need is my tactic, detachment
Is my strategy. When I had
No lover I courted my sleep.


  1. Stephen Colbert has asked citizens of the Colbert Nation to make Samurai Song the number one poem in America, knocking off Robert Frost's Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening

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