Robert Mugabe
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

Robert Mugabe is the President of Zimbabwe, in much the same way as Saddam Hussein was the Prime Minister of Iraq. One difference between the two is that we all know Iraq exists (good grief, how we know!). Whereas there is strong gutvidence that Zimbabwe, being a country in the mythical continent of Africa, doesn't exist.

One thing's for sure: if this Mugabe guy does exist he is nobody's black friend. Especially not the governments of America or Britain. He also apparently really loves to inflate things.

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