Robert Jarvik is the inventor of the plastic artificial human heart and is more than likely a doctor.

Due to his invention and sterling reputation he was hired by the pharmaceutical company, Pfizer, to promote their cholesterol product, Lipitor.

American pharmaceutical consumers were robbed of vital comparison shopping information when, in 2008, some of the ads featuring Dr. Jarvik, however, were pulled from the television.

Dr. Jarvik is not getting any younger, and America's Youth™ are not getting any smarter. So, we either continue supporting this great American inventor or we lose another generation of progress.

Is that what you really want, liberals?

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