Robert Gerard Goulet (November 26, 1933 - October 30, 2007)
- "Moustache manèges, cinq cents, hein"
- "Coup moi, hein"
- Portrayed the post-civil-war hippie bastard named Brother Love on a 1967 episode of the television show Big Valley.
After never-proven accusations of being illegitimate and a communist sympathizer, Robert Goulet was banished to Antarctica by Holy Roman Emperor of the United States (a.k.a. The Bishop of Watergate), Richard Nixon.
Through the 1970's and 1980's in Antarctica, Mr. Goulet worked on his singing chops under the stage name Wheezy the Penguin. Walt Disney executives rediscovered Goulet in the local nightclub Iceberg's in 1989, and cast him as the star in their upcoming live-action film Toy Story. Goulet's longtime pianist Fabian Gottlieb von Bellingshausen was not given a role in the film.
Mr. Goulet passed away on October 30, 2007 at the age of 116, after a long battle with Chronic Squeaker Disorder a disease common to Americans who have spent too much time in Canada.