U Aint Here
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
is a city not recognized by the United States of America!
It is a city filled with Commies that has infiltrated America's Planet.

Rio de Janeiro
Common Local Name: Rio
Translation into English: Party
Mayor: Ivan Lins
Motto: Lets fight crime with the Olympics
Population: 8 Million
Official Flower: Pansy
Official Language: Portuguese
Official Bird: Pigeon
Official Anthem: Copacabana
Standard KPH:
Principal industries: Soccer Balls
Fun Fact # 1: Party
Fun Fact # 2: Olympics
Fun Fact # 3: Inspiration to Barry Manilow

Founding & History Edit

Rio de Janeiro was founded by some crazy party animals. Some people who believed in God decided to build Christ the Redeemer. The International Olympic Committee recently awarded the 2016 Summer Olympics to Rio.They liked fried chicken and all of that crazy stuff!

Rio de Janeiro TodayEdit

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Famous People From RioEdit

A Typical Day In Rio de JaneiroEdit

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Strange Laws in Rio de JaneiroEdit

  • You must lie on the beach once a day

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