Ringo Starr was the drummer for The Beatles, who later created The All-Starr Band. The most loveable and thus least British of the band, Starr would at first appear to be the most America-friendly... until you find out that "Ringo Starr" is not his real name!
That's right — this poseur is in fact named Richard Starkey, which means that he has been lying to us for more than 40 years! Which is it, sir: Starr or Starkey? The 2004 election should have taught you what we do to flip-floppers in America! The fact that you banged Racquel Welch does not excuse your treason!