When a liberal has to go to work, or is prevented from having their daily abortion, they always whine that their rights are being infringed.

So, apparently rights are things liberals believe they have.

But, they are hippies! They own nothing.

They don't work! They will never be able to join the great consumer experiment that is America, even if the desire for ownership ever grew in their balls.

However, any child knows from homeschool that the word rights is derived from the word right, which is the opposite of what liberals are: left

Nixo-facto liberals have no rights.

Rights Only The Right Kind of American HaveEdit

Rights Liberals Claim Everyone HasEdit

Rights Liberals Believe They HaveEdit

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