Al Franken
Right To Privacy has earned
Right To Privacy
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Right To Privacy to the authorities.
Big Brother is watching sml

Warrants......We don't need no stinking warrants.

The Right to Privacy is a liberal concept that, thankfully, doesn't exist. The liberals would have you believe that you are free to live your life any way that you choose, as long as it doesn't hurt anybody. They say that sex between consenting adults is none of the government's business. Don't believe them... they are wrong. Sex should only be legal between a married heterosexual couple, and only in the missionary position through a hole in the sheet. None of that kinky doggie style freak show stuff in America. It makes Jesus blush.

Liberals would also have you believe that the 4th amendment is actually in the Constitution. Again, they would be wrong. Real Americans know that the government has every right to tap your phone and spy on you. The liberals say that a warrant is needed to invade somebody's personal space. Only true Americans realize that warrants are for pussies. Don't let those hippies fool you... The government needs to spy on you for your own protection. The Right to Privacy is Un-American.

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