Here he is: the NERD who will save Michigan

Rick Snyder is a NERD who is the governator of Michigan. He is so awsome that he ran his first campaign ad during the Super Bowl.

He used to be the CEO of a company that used to be known as Gateway. Gateway became dead to all Americans when it was sold to the Chineese.

Snyder plans to "Reinvent Michigan," maybe it will help with all of the bears trying to control the state.

Currently Snyder is moving too fast for Lansing or truthiness to keep up. Perhaps this comes from being awsome and former CEO of a company that made computers.

Dead bear
Rick Snyder
is a member of the Bear Hunters of America.
Be Scared, Bears.

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