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Rick Parry is the future Presidential nominee for the Republican Party!
- Truth Teller
- Real American Hero
- Jub Creator
- Will Protect Social Security and Medicare
Why Not Perry?Edit
- Jub Destroyer
- Will Destroy and Dismantle Social Security and Medicare.
- Tried to secede from America
- Filthy liberal
- guilty of crony capitalism
- Rick Perry is a terrible racist
- Supports incarcerating innocent Real Americans.
Remember Iowans, the E in Perry stands for "Evil", while the A in Parry stands for "America".