Richard Mellon Scaife
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Richard Mellon Scaife is the man William Randolph Hearst wanted to be if he wasn't such a pussy.

Mr. Mellon Scaife uses his vast knowledge to aid in him in the day-to-day operations of his small publishing empire.

Things Mr. Scaife OwnsEdit

Not his soul.

Things Mr. Scaife BelievesEdit

Libertarians rule.

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