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Is employed because he is from Texas.
False Beliefs About CapitalismEdit
Mr. Linklater has no understanding whatsoever about capitalism. He revealed during his in-depth nailing with Dr. Colbert that he does not know how the free market works or what supply and demand are.
Mr. Linklater also hates that fast food restaurants are successful.
His movie, "Fast Food Nation" (Rated: "Technically Fictional") is the manifestation of his hate for Happy Meals and by extention: America. He is working in concert with a coalition of red-blooded communist cows to make anti-meat films that decry good old-fashioned red-blooded American capitalism.
- "A Scanner Darkly" One of the Movies That Are Destroying America
- "Bad News Bears"
- "Before Sunset"
- "The School of Rock"
- "Waking Life"
- "The Newton Boys"
- "Before Sunrise"
- "Dazed and Confused" - His greatest film, it stars Matthew McConaughey.
Riding Matthew McConaughey's CoattailsEdit
Only a gay would know that.