Richard 'Dick' Dawkins is a zoologist who somehow became the god of atheism. His book really doesn't make sense, even other atheists like Michael Ruse think he is mildly retarded. Strangly enough, people follow him anyways.
This godless, blaspheming atheist author of "The God Delusion" was a guest on "The Colbert Report". He says he worships Charles Darwin, but it is said that he actually has a man-crush on him. Dawkins doesn't believe in God, and will have an eternity in hell to prove it.
Richard Dawkins was thought to be the physical incarnation of Satan, but it was later found that he actually was the pinapple in that movie with Adam Sandler.
He also thinks we, humanity, needs to die because we don't eat off our tummies.
Dawkins' book "The God Delusion," made scientists really angry because there has yet to be a comedy quite like it since it was written.
Richard Dawkins Returns: Stephen Fights Back!Edit
Richard Dawkins had the balls to return to the "Report" in September 30, 2009. But this time Stephen Nailed him so hard that Mr. Dawkins will be in bed for the next few weeks... This Darwin-lover hippie had the balls to pander his libural book "The Greatest Show on Earth" and attempted to convert Stephen on his atheist views, what a crock! Mr. Dawkins' book is about as to why there isnt ugly people anymore... which is a lie of course since we still have ugly people around (and the reason we have an Adonis-Colbert like Stephen is because God loves beauty. Take that!)
- Richard Dawkins does not exist. Just because there are a bunch of books attributed to a Richard Dawkins figure does not mean that Richard Dawkins exists. It just means that people BELIEVE he wrote the books. This phenomenon is known as "The Dawkins Delusion"
- Belief in the Dawkins Delusion is the ultimate argument from personal incredulity.
- Dawkins eats kittens for breakfast
- Dick Dawkins eats the souls of aborted fetuses for dessert.
- Dawkins has daddy issues.
- He may be the reincarnation of Ed Gein
- Dawkins' favorite meal? Church wine, Eucharistic wafers, and a nice tall glass of holy water.
- Dawkins (like all atheists) has a calender that instead of featureing cute puppies features hopeless puppies.
- Chuck Norris has beat the shit out of Dawkins... more than once.
- Dawkins has engaged in hardcore gay relationships with Christopher Hitchens and Daniel Dennett.
- Dawkins hates religion because his vicar wouldn't molest him.
- Dawkins fears the unknown... and Alister McGrath.
- Dawkins is part of the Great Bear Conspiracy.
- Dawkins is actually a Creationist, but hates God and has found he can use this to procure funding from the atheistic liberal forces in the world for himself.
- Even other scientists think he's a jerk.
- Mary Midgley scares the shit out of him.
- Every debate he looses to John Lennox, Dawkins has to take the man out for dinner (Lennox has gotten rather fat as a result).
- Dawkins didn't realize Mr Garrison was a man.
- Richard Dawkins is no fan of feminazis, at least we agree on something.
- If you get on an elevator with Dawkins and you refuse to have sex with him. His first thoughts are about slicing up genitals.