Al Franken
Richard Cizik has earned
Richard Cizik
is an American Man of God!!!
Rich cizik

Cares more about the poor than he has a right to.

Reverend Richard Cizik is the director of the National Association of Evangelicals, an organization formerly headed by Pastor Ted Haggard.

Cizik has come under fire recently from The Traveling Wilburys of Jesus in the Christian community because of his focus on liberal issues like poverty, human rights, torture and climate change. He should be focusing instead on conservative issues like the sanctity of human life, the integrity of marriage and the teaching of sexual abstinence to our children.

Hopefully, just as Pastor Ted was cleansed of his lustful urges for meth and gay sex, Reverend Cizik can be cured of his lustful urges to hug trees.


  • "To harm this world by environmental degradation is an offense against God." - March 17, 2007

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