Rich Lowry
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

April 6, 2009 NailingEdit


  • editor of the National Review
    • his stimulus plan includes subscriptions to the National Review
  • he's a young conservative
  • Dr. Colbert is 84
    • freshens up every six months
  • wrote a novel
    • secret assassins
  • a left-wing journalist sent to Iran to assassinate
  • mayhem and hilarity ensue
  • he's not familiar with Scooter Libby's bear rape
  • includes dogs and frog action
  • why fiction? facts are not interesting
  • GOP is in a time of re-evaluation
  • think about way to reconnect
    • without changing anything they believe
  • principles stay the same, applications need to change
    • GOP is stuck in the 1980's
  • hook 'em with fiction, get them to read National Review
    • Conservative gateway drug
  • one of the most prestigious magazines

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